But he pulls into the lead! Then Dom pulls a NOS lever and makes me drink again. Brian yells at his computer, hits another NOS button, makes me drink. This movie has some pretty terrible CGI.įIRST BLAST OF NOS FROM BRIAN. But Dom has like 4 tanks of NOS so I have to drink 4 times and root for him instead.īrian starts off bad. He has a computer in his car, so I believe him. I don’t know what he’s going to do with four boobs, but I’ll drink.īrian tells himself he’s gonna win. Then a girl comes up to Ja Rule and places his hand on her boob and says if he wins, her boobs are all his, plus her friend’s boobs. A hot girl, no, 2 hot girls, pop out in nothing. Whenever Paul Walker acts, it sounds as if his lines are being dubbed over as he’s saying them. Brian strolls up and offers his pink slip. Says if he wins, he gets all the cash AND THEIR RESPECT. Dom calls Hector over, and lays down the rules. DOMBOMB FOR JA RULE.Ī car rolls up and Dom pops out, still in a cutoff. HE DROPS SOME KNOWLEDGE BUT I WASN’T LISTENING BECAUSE I’M JUST SO HAPPY TO SEE HIM ALIVE. DOMBOMB.īrian is approached by a guy named Hector who talks to him for a bit before JA RULE MAKES AN APPEARANCE AND I FORGET EVERYTHING ELSE THAT’S HAPPENING. Two impossibly hot women appear dressed in nothing and counting. There are a bunch of souped up cars, and Limp Bizkit is playing in the background. Listen, if anything encapsulates early 2000’s male douchebag, it is definitely calling someone a faggot for liking a tuna sandwich. Vince: Bullshit asshole, no one likes the tuna here. Vince: Yo! Try Fatburger from now on, get yourself a double cheese with fries for 2.95, faggot. Dom’s buddy (Vince) follows him out and utters one of AFI’s Top 100 Movie Quotes: Is he sandwich crazy?”īrian decides he doesn’t want to fight over sandwiches, so he leaves. One of Dom’s buddies goes, “What’s up with this fool. A gang with Michelle Rodriguez (Letty) walks up. Dom looks to be their leader, is also in a cutoff, drink. Man, movies lie.īrian orders a tuna sandwich. He goes to a place called Toretto’s where Vin Diesel (Dom) is hanging out and their best friendship probably begins. It’s now daytime and Paul Walker (Brian) is driving a sweet looking car really fast. Do they succeed in their heist? Do they die? Probably not. A car drives under the semi which is sweet. Within minutes, a bunch of fast (and furious?) sounding cars surround the semi and shoot its windows out. A shady construction worker ominously tells someone, “Don’t forget my share of the deal.” The truck pulls away. Depending on how you reacted to the idea of tube TVs existing. Guess what? This movie was released 15 years ago. A truck is being loaded with what looks like some pretty sweet tube TVs. Drinked? Drunken? I’ll be drinking all of this. So without further ado, it’s The Fast and the Furious, Day 1. If I tear up when Paul Walker dies or rides off into the sunset and the “When I see you again” song comes on. When Paul Walker dies or whatever they do with him. Then take a DomBomb.Ī character transitions from bad guy to good guy.Ī character transitions from good guy to bad guy.Įvery scene including impossibly beautiful women wearing almost nothing.Ī race is won by one of our main characters.Ī car drives through a building or equivalent insane maneuver. Fast and…hopefully not crashed into a wall.Īnytime someone says “too fast”, I have to yell “2 FURIOUS” at the screen. It’s a shot that consists of one part Red Bull mixed with one part Four Loko. Much like the main characters.ĭomBombs: First, let me explain a DomBomb. In fact, anytime any male characters bond. Vin Diesel is wearing a cut-off or man-tank or is shirtless.Īny character jumps from one car to another.Ĭloseup of NOS release button being used or NOS sign. So thanks to Thrillist, Inquistr, and for the inspiration. I made most of my own rules, but I also consulted the all-knowing internet for some other rules to make sure I’d have enough to drink. So I’m going to play a drinking game while I watch all 7 of them. Against all odds, it just kept going and going and somehow getting better and better. Since then, I’ve watched The Fast and Furious series grow into a 7 movie behemoth. Later in life, I would watch Tokyo Drift. Only it ran out of batteries 3/4s of the way through and I never got to see the end. My friend invited me on a vacation to Chicago for the weekend, and we watched The Fast and the Furious on his mom’s laptop. About 15 years ago, I watched my first Fast and Furious movie.
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